A Question

Q: What happens when a couple have two macbooks but share a charger, and the one who (technically) owns the charger leaves town for two weeks?

A: The one who is left at home prays her 2 hours and 45 minutes left of charge makes like Macabe oil. And then orders a charger off Amazon (cause it's like 40 bucks cheaper than at the mac store) and waits for it. Patiently. Sort of.

So I'll post my weigh in and the measurement updates I promised, once I have it. Until then...

I am an obsurd little bird, that's for sure.

Great Britain declares 320 pound Woman too Fat to be a Mom

I know this made the first round in the middle of the week, but my head has been fuming since I first heard this story. Great Britina, WTF?!?

An obese couple’s seven children are all to be taken into care after their newborn daughter was removed over fears she would become dangerously overweight.

Three children had already been removed by social services before the infant was taken from her mother within hours of her birth.

Now her ‘heartbroken’ parents have learned that their three other children will be taken away from them too.

They say the children of the so-called 'fat family' are being removed over fears they would also become clinically obese.

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So if I had decided to have a child in May instead of lose weight, Great Britain thinks I would have been too fat to be a mother?!? WTF! I mean I was (and still am) fat, but I wasn't too fat to be a good mother. If I want to lose weight, then I want to lose weight. But I wasn't too fat to function, or a bad person or unfit to reproduce. Gahd.